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All right. Clearly these questions have been WAY too easy so far. I've pondered. I've combed my brain. I've picked the brain of everyone I've spoken to in the last week. Still I was having trouble.... Then I had an evil thought. A Great Imponderable that probably HAS no answer! Ready?
Why is it that in a box on animal crackers, only the monkey gets to wear clothing?
Because the monkey was the only one with the manual dexterity to use the unsecured/no limit/88.5% interest rate credit card that he received in the mail?
ReplyDeleteMonkeys are the only ones who routinely fling their poop at things; the pants make it more challenging to do so. And diapers just look stupid. I think that's why so many chimps go berzerk; they realize that they've been wearing diapers all this time, and open cans of whoopass for it.
ReplyDeleteA little known fact is that monkeys have worn clothes longer than humans. We actually adopted the habit from them. So, you know, the Animal Cracker box designers are just trying to get it right. That's all. And you guys are talking about poo-flinging! Man!
ReplyDeleteBecause a monkey with his dick hanging out looks way too much like "Mommy, why is Daddy walking around the house naked again?" asked by the product's target demographic.
ReplyDeleteNever noticed! Animal crackers used to be eaten too fast in my house.... but I will now buy a box and ponder this enigma.
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